Showing posts with label Fanboy Recidivism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fanboy Recidivism. Show all posts

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Comic Book Cabal

Oh noes! Generic crazy conspiracy theorist loon was right!

Just in case there was any doubt that superhero comic books were a Jewish conspiracy....

(Not that that is in any way a bad "Thing".)


There was a minor buzz about this a while back due to a New York Post article a while back (which seems to have gone down the memory hole) but the '76 date on this Kirby sketch should put to rest the notion that this was a recent revisionist development.


Much more on this topic here.

Oh, and it gives me considerable pride (and astonishment) to point out that Superboy and Supergirl are Methodists. (Superman is officially as well but he also practices the "Kryptonian religion" which, given what I know about his creators likely involves the Torah.)

Update: Yes, I know that Ben Grimm's religion is hardly news to FF fans but there seems to be some concern by some pathetic weeaboos that this is PC revisionism.

Ideonic....

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Bleach

Well, today I picked up the third DVD of Bleach.

This series, like Van Dread, had hype around it that had been fairly off-putting, I'd gotten the impression that it was a Naruto clone and mainly a fight show...neither of which is my cup of tea.

In fact, it is a clever and engaging superhero show, which I did not really expect.

Ichigo Kurosaki would be a normal Japanese high-school student were it not for two things, he is of mixed race and has his late mothers blond hair...which served to get him beaten up throughout his childhood, but has contributed to his being extremely good at fisticuffs...oh and he sees dead people.Like the one behind him in the picture....

Yes Ichigo can see spirits, ghosts, and as he soon discovers other things that exist on the astral plane.
He lives with his 2 sisters and rather stressed out father who runs a small private medical practice. (Dad has not adjusted well to Moms death and although he is a good doctor, and basically decent sort, he is a holy terror of bizarre behavior around the house) Although a bit hotheaded, Ichigo is a remarkably decent fellow with a strong sense of ethics. In fact he is one of the more likable heroes of recent years.




Kurosaki Yuzu is one of his younger sisters.With her light colored hair and sunny demeanor, she seems to take after their late mother. She tries hard to fill in for Mom. She cooks, she cleans, and is generally domestic. She very much hopes someday to be able to see ghosts too....which she thinks would be the "coolest thing!"
Kurosaki Karin Yuzu's fraternal twin sister looks, and acts utterly different. She is fairly dour, in part because she CAN see ghosts....but she says is in denial about it...the whole thing seriously creeps her out. she wants to be normal...but thanks to circumstances, is basically a goth in spite of herself.





Kuchiki Rukia
A "shinigami" currently assigned to Japan (shinigami translates as Death God...but in the
English dub it is translated , perhaps wisely, as "soul reaper" ).

She is part of an astral order that deals with problems of the spirit realm. Specifically, she helps the spirits of the dead move onto the next level, (a place called the "soul society") and fights monsters ( "hollows" ) on the astral plane that feed upon the spirits of the dead....and occasionally the living. (Note that although the soul reapers exist in another dimension/plane or whatever...they do most of their work amongst us, but in spirit form...and thus invisible to most people).
Rukia is extremely competent, professional, and dedicated.(Top of her class, all that).
She also claims to be very old and, at the beginning of the show, has the powers of a minor god. Although she does most of her work on earth in spirit form, she has the ability to interact with humans by channeling her spirit into a human looking body she keeps stashed for emergencies in her area of responsibility. (But what is the likelihood that she'd EVER have to do that? )
Rukia is really impressive and likable character. Brave, as well as practical, she is able to think on her feet and adapt to the most dangerous...and ignominious....situations.


Chad
A soft spoken giant on the rare occasions he chooses to speak at all, Chad is a classmate of Ichigo...and one of a handful of people Ichigo genuinely admires. He has unbelievable physical strength. However, out of
fear of killing someone (likely well founded...he can break concrete and bend steel) he never fights back...against humans. He is remarkably tough though, as well as idealistic, and physically brave to a fault. Chad chooses to speak so little, that he has a reputation for being a bit "slow". It is a reputation quite undeserved.



Other characters are revealed as the show progresses, but their explanation involves spoilers...



...such as this, which is simply the most awesomest bird EVER!






Of course explaining superhero origins is usually going to involve episode one spoilers...

...with that in mind...

The origin and set up in episode one is as follows.

While pursuing a "hollow" Rukia, the Soul Reaper decides to take a shortcut through Ichigo's room. As she doesn't look like a spirit he decks her thinking she's a burglar. Shocked that he can see her in the spirit plane...and connect, she ties him up (power of minor god...remember) but then must engage what is an uncommonly formidable hollow. Said monstrosity is, in fact, attempting to eat Ichigo and his sisters...presumably attracted by their spectral vision powers.

Unfortunately, the fight does not go well, in part because Ichigo breaks free and attempts to fight the monster, which is far out of his league. In protecting him, Rukia is gravely wounded. Unable to fight, she offers to transfer some of her power to him via a Magical McGuffin spell...so he might have a chance at killing the horror bearing down on them. He accepts, vanquishes the beast (largely by catching it by surprise) and all should be well...

Unfortunately, the spell was botched, he now has ALL of her powers and no real idea how to use them beyond fisticuffs. She has all the arcane combat knowledge in the world....but no powers and thus no ability to get back to her plane of origin.Without her powers she must transfer to her emergency backup body...which we later learn is not a top of the line model as she never really expected to use it.
Ichigo must now fill her role in Japan until whenever, if ever, she gets her powers back. Only she has any knowledge of what our hero must face, and she also has the ability to detect nearby monsters and souls in need of cleansing...thus she naturally enrolls in his school to be near him at all times.

...at which point, things proceed to get complicated.....

The story is moving along well and the characters are quite engaging. I'm watching the dub mostly and the voice acting is above par. In particular former Power Ranger Johnny Yong Bosch who was so good as Vash in Trigun is very believable as Ichigo, and Michelle Ruff pulls off the stoic Rukia quite well.


The first 2 DVD's were quite good and I'm really liking it thus far.

At DVD2 It's 5 out of 6 bricks. :)

Update: fixed some really embarrassing syntax errors and made the post flow a bit better. After watching DVD3, Bleach is still holding steady at 5 Bricks.

Doctor Who Meets the Beatles!!

Hat Tip: Instapundit

Well....That COULD Have Gone Worse

Which Middle Earth Race Are You?

Via: Colleen Doran

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

An Important Message to all GMs

From the ever vigillant and helpfull staff of Twentysided.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

The Severing of a Tube....


Stephen Den Beste reports that

Danbooru is dead!!!

Ummm...What, exactly, was Danbooru?

I fear I should I be worried. I mean he referenced me as someone who this would affect.

Possible fallout from the Danbooru death rattle notwithstanding, I probably should be concerned.
You see, in the post I am referred to as one of the "cool kids"....thus the end times are surely nigh.


Note that as SDB use no permalinks, I have no references for my newfound coolness...hence no one will believe me...so perhaps there is yet hope.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Oh...

I found this mecha tan in amongst the images that led to this sillieness, and for the longest time could not for the life of me figure out what she was supposed to be...




Duh...
She's a barrage balloon... :)


UPDATE: She's wearing a sling, or a thong ...or something....that is my story and I'm sticking to it.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Painting with Numbers



While over at Pulp Junkie and Gorilla Daze, they astutely watched really cool (or at least creative) things this weekend, I am stuck with the awful knowledge that I just spent money on Grenadier.

Some time ago, I saw episode one which looked promising, I was told that this show was very much like Trigun, which I was very fond of, so when the econopack came available I picked it up.

Unfortunately, it is completely UNlike Trigun in every meaningful way...except in that the main character has a pistol. Although the first episode is promising, it is, regrettably, followed by episode 2 which, sadly, is followed by episode 3...this unwelcome trend continues 9 more times.


The story is disjointed, the pacing is bad and the animation (with the exception of gratuitous bosomy bouncing) is below even most '90s television norms.

The show is a cliche' buffet that seems to have been put together by brainstorming and taking elements from various shows that were popular at the time...
"guns...check"
"blonde heroine with same...check"
"ronin sidekick...check"
"cute kid sidekick...check"
"a way to realistically work rubber bunny suits with push-up-bras into a epidode concerned with alpine survival....no...but what the heck"

The main charachters are likeable but essentially cut-outs.

Rushana Tendou, the smiling gunfighter: her goal is to spread peace and love and turn people away from the ways of war...she travels from village to village smiling and living like a monk trying to defuse conflicts...but as her only real skill other than a winsome smile and an hourglass figure is an almost magical competence with her revolver...action abounds. She not just well proportioned, she is top-heavy almost to the point of diminishing returns. The shows only glimmer of imagination is turning this bit of fan service into the shows signature stock-footage moment...


..this delightfully silly speedloading technique... :)
This should've been the greates show evah!


Yajiro Kojima: Mark 1 Mod 1 ronin (wandering masterless Samurai). He hates gunfighters, considering them cowards, but he is impressed with Rushana's genuine chivalry and sincerity, and so joins her.

Mikani Kurenai: Mark 1 Mod 2 kid the sidekick her parents were your typical fudal era rubber balloon artisans (!!!) and were killed by a band of thugs. She has the skills of a master balloon craftsman and can fashion any sort of latex inflatable thing on short notice....but as there is no latex or plastic readily available one suspects that she's actually a mutant or something and is excreting the rubber...(I prefer to think of it as a latex summoning spell, that bothers me less)

This should have been a decent show especially with the screwball wackieness implied by the reload antics and kids bizarre skillset, but it plods along looking for a plot until suddenly our heroes find a price on their heads....put on them by Rushana's sensei...which then devolves into a stock meet-specialist-bounty-hunter/warrior-of-the-day cliche' for several eps....Then...suddenly...the villain is revealed......to be reason...

...no really. The big bad is some clown in 18th century European garb who explains that the heroines hippie feelgood "get in touch with your feelings"philosophy is no match for the "enlightenment of evil". So we have sentimental emotional fluff opposed to the nashty trixie concepts of the enlightenment.


...just wrong on so many levels.

How bad?
At one point a roving band of rapist thieves are defeated, but in the spirit of feel-goodery they are all given jobs in the brothel they were trying to seize/loot/pillage...so....ummm...everybody wins(?!!)

Even given different cultural mores in Japan, I can't get past that...it is just vile.
Additionally, the peeping Tom humor and fan service gets old quick and there's even a loathsome scene with an old man feeling up his granddaughter (which is supposed to be funny).

Finally, if you are in it for the guns, our heroines muzzle brake is on the bottom....meaning it would accentuate felt recoil....just stupid...this is a really minor point compared to the utter lack of focus....but damn.

The show makes an interesting contrast with Van Dread, another show that cobbled together a series of cliches' and fan service to make a show. In that case despite the silliness of the premise, it was a very satisfying, action packed, superbly paced and even thoughtful show with really impressive character development.
Right Way...Wrong Way

This show is just painting by numbers....badly....no vision, no spark, no clue.

One brick

....just 'cause of that speedloading sillieness. (I'm a bad Ken)

True Fact...


Friday, January 26, 2007

Black Lagoon

I've seen the first 3 eps of Black Lagoon which looks pretty interesting if dark.




This montage on you tube uses the opening credits song to give a good idea of the feel of the series.



A grim, darkly humorous action, crime, and..er fanservice tale, the show is essentially an updated, serialized and animated Chinese gangster film. It revolves around the 4 person crew of a South China Seas pirate vessel, the BLACK LAGOON (a restored Elco PT Boat). The first 3 episodes concern how "Rock", our average Japanese sallaryman and posterboy for stockholm syndrome manages to end up as the bookkeeper for a band of modern day pirates. This sort of show generally doesn't appeal to me but the characterizations are quite good, and the mechdesigner loves his military kit :).

The show is pretty good about setting up a realistic (looking) view of the corrupt armpits of humanity that make up the pirate infested and lawless world between the Phillipines Thailand and Indonesia. It is being released on DVD by Geneon in April. I'm looking forward to the rest of it.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Well I MUST See This Now.

I blogged about its coming some time ago, but now it's out and just about everyone is raving about Strike Witches.



I was afraid this profound sillieness involving cat-girl mecha-tans would just be lame, but it sounds like it might be a winner.


Seriously...a flying cyborg catgirl firing a .55 Boys...how could it not?

UPDATE: OK I can answer that...people are gushing about this SO much that it cannot possibly live up to its hype. If I were into Bittorrent banditry I'd know....but I must wait...and this tasks me.

UPDATE2: Thanks to Stephen DenBeste, I saw it on You Tube. No, it didn't quite live up to the hype....it was not a religious experience, it is not "the greatest 8 minutes of animation EVAH"but despite being a real paragon pf preposterousness, a complete cliche' buffet, it was really cute in an utterly wacky sort of way. I hope they make more.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

At Some Point This had to Happen.....

Well, I'm beat. I've been Coast Guarding and have nothing really insightful to say....(assuming I ever do).

So for no good reason other than writers block, here is my entirely unscientific contribution to all those lists of the 10 hottest anime babes ever......

10:Madoka Ayukawa (From Orange Road) She's beyond attractive and trancendentally cool....and nice to boot!

















9:Lum (From Urusei Yatsura) She is an alien princess. She can fly. She shoots lightning bolts. She has green hair and horns. She is a wierdness magnet and is funny to boot...What's not to like? :)

















8: Lafiel (From Crest Of the Stars) The whole 'Space Princess' character type is a bit of a cliche', but Lafiel is quite interesting. As is this rather under-rated series. Lafiel is quite inexperienced and throughout the series, both she and her male co-star are pretty much punching above their weight.
She is also quite clever, ethical and dutiful....plus she's got that whole blue-haired-pointy-eared-never-gets-old-elf-like thing going too. :)

Her adventures are in some ways non-pivotal, but they are intense and challenging. Lafiel, despite having no real desire to follow the path fate has laid out for her (royalty) does not fall into the 'poor little princess' funk and carries herself with considerable grace. Over the course of 3 seasons she grows into her responsibilities quite well...physically and morally brave, she is a genuinely likable and sympathetic charachter.








7:Yomiko Readman (from Read or Die and Read or Dream) One of the better superhero concepts of recent years, the scatterbrained but brilliant Yomiko brings new meaning to the word "Bond paper", for she has the unusual superpower of combat origami! A formidable opponent to any villain, she is deeply idealistic and loyal...unless you turn out to be...um...megalomaniacal and evil.








6:Yuki Mori (Nova Forrester) From Space Cruiser Yamato (Starblazers) One of the few women in the crew of the Yamato (Argo) and likely the only female to survive the phyrric first voyage of that storied ship.The unbelievably competent Nova is the ships radar operator and counts among her collateral duties, assistannt science officer, pilot, and paramedic. Her quick thinking saves the ship (and thereby humanity) more than once and she ultimately is willing to sacrifice her life for the sake of humanity...though she...um...gets better....and there was much rejoicing!










5:Sayaka Yumi: (From Mazinger Z) Tenacity personified, giant robot test pilot Sayaka Yumi sallies forth every week in the experimental robot Aphrodite Ace to battle the
fearsome robotic automotons of Doctor Hell...unfortunately hers is an experimental agricultural robot, with limited strength and durability, hastilly fitted with an armament of exactly 2 missles, which provide the improbable contraption with an impressive bosom... until they are fired(I'm not making this up...Go Nagai did). Sayaka and her well endowed robot are almost always thrashed....badly....running interference for the super combat robot Mazinger Z...yet she never gives up, and more than once she actually saves the day, though sometimes indirectly. At one point in fact, she manages to singlehandedly take out the largest villain robot in the whole Mazinger/ Grandizer continuity! She keeps going and facing imposible odds through sheer force of indomitable will. She is also fiercely loyal to her beaux, and she looks nice in a bikini...









4:Lady Eboshi (From Princess Mononoke) An astounding character, Lady Eboshi has carved out a place for herself in a world that considers her very existence an affront. Eboshi is a noblewoman who achieves independance for her little fiefdom in feudal Japan. Despised by all who have power she sympathises with the outcasts of society, prositutes, lepers and debtors. Between the corrupt and covetous baronies on one side and well as the ferocious forest beasts on the other she makes her stand to protect her people and for a time she pereseveres through tactical and diplomatic brilliance as well as technical innovation and scientific know-how personified in the her expertise with firearms. Not perfect by any means, she is rather prideful and incapable of coming to terms with the forest animals...but please people...this is actually understandable...they are animals after all...and there is no indication that the Gods of the forest are willing to do anything but rend her and her people. Additionally, in the American version she is voiced by Minnie Driver....who has one of the sexiest voices out there. :)




3:Meia Gisbourne (from VanDread) VanDread is a show that displays all of the natural warning signs of suckage...(harem AND mech show, based on a video game, a war between
men & women, magical McGuffins of "technology")...yet it is a suprisingly nice charachter oriented bit of fantasy. Likewise, Anime is full of hard-ass warrior beeotches with attitude. Most are 2 dimensional parodies of male berzerkers, Meia is not. The senior flight leader for the fighter wing of a group of female pirates (all female...there is war literal war of the sexes going on at the begining) Meia is a paragon of competence, and professonalism. She does everything in her power to save the surviving members of her squadron, putting aside her bigotries to lead by example. Her command and leadership skills are quite impressive. She is one of fairly few ace pilots in anime to be both believable and likeable....all the more remarkable given the alternatively terrifying and screwball situations she finds her suddenly mismatched flight team up against. Noble, professional, and displaying physical and moral courage as well as considerable humanity she is a genuinely impressive charachter.





2:Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind: Warrior, aviatrix, scientist and diplomat, Nausicaa is the princess of a tiny principality in the far future. Astute, brave and sharp as a tack, she is a beacon of reason and decency in a truely horrific age. She does not, for instance leave a man to be eaten by arthropod ickies despite his having recently acted most rudely.
Although in she has scientific equipment not far advanced beyond 'stone knives and bearskins' she uses rationalism and science to determine the true purpose of the toxic forest and realizes that mankinds greatest threat is also potentially its salvation. She's a cross between Annie Oakley, Ben Franklin and Joan of Arc. She's cute, she can fly a weird ultra-lite-seagull thing .......and she doesn't get all freaked out by bugs!









1:Kyoko Otanashi (from Maison Ikkoku) Looking tantalizingly like Kagome might if she weren't...you know...jailbait, the lovely widow Kyoko Otanashi is the owner and manager of a small apartment complex filled with the wierdest of tenants. She is deeply loyal...to a fault...remaining chaste for a very long time out of respect for her late husband. She nevertheless does not wallow in sorrow but deals with the wierdness life throws at her with considerable grace. Eventually she falls for someone new.

She falls for a man who is trying to pursue a college education despite considerable obstacles and setbacks.....WHICH MAKES HER THE HOTTEST ANIME BABE EVAH!!!!

Ahem...

UPDATE: Corrected Typos added links.....and reordered the list slightly.....Yes, Lafiel got promoted.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Sorry Kids....

....but "nekopheliac" isn't really a word.


(I hope this helps)

UPDATE: Don disagrees strongly....and has the evidence to back him up.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Madoka is Quite Underepresented on the Internet...



But here at Brickmuppet Blog we fight against such injustice with all our might....

Friday, September 29, 2006

Wow..Flashback!

YouTube is great!

Lawd! This brings back memories....

A bunnygirl, Armageddon and ELO...how could it get any better?



For those who are wondering, this was produced by fans for an Anime convention in Japan (Daicon obviously) in 1983... before CGI. They'd done an earlier one in 1981 for Daicon 3 it's here.



The improvement is incredible..not that the first one isn't cute (particularly if you get even half the references :).These fans kept on improving, they later became GAINAX.

Watching them work in geeky references to a huge number of the anime, comic book, TV and movie Sci-Fi shows that had aired at that time it is remarkable how many of the referenced shows were then current or at least recent....The early '80s were an abnormally target rich enviroment for fans.

Thanks for the link Anonymous PHD.