Sunday, May 28, 2006

Etiquette Question for the Ladies....

How DOES a gentleman respond properly to this stituation?


Juliette said...

Hold out your hand, help her up, watch as she gets the rodent out of her own cleavage, say 'you're welcome' (assuming that she's a lady), then walk away.

If she's not a lady, tell her to f off and to enjoy the rabies shots.


Anonymous said...

... And if she's too paralyzed with horror to do anything but lie there and scream?

Just ignore her and walk away, I guess. Eventually the hamster will go find something to eat, or she'll hyperventilate and black out.