Sunday, May 28, 2006

Etiquette Question for the Ladies....



How DOES a gentleman respond properly to this stituation?

2 comments:

Juliette said...

Hold out your hand, help her up, watch as she gets the rodent out of her own cleavage, say 'you're welcome' (assuming that she's a lady), then walk away.

If she's not a lady, tell her to f off and to enjoy the rabies shots.

:-)

Anonymous said...

... And if she's too paralyzed with horror to do anything but lie there and scream?

Just ignore her and walk away, I guess. Eventually the hamster will go find something to eat, or she'll hyperventilate and black out.