Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Quagmire Update

It seems that the Iraqui insurgents have captured an American GI!

Of course, still feeling a bit inadequate after all those Iraquis gave them the purple finger, Michael Moores Minutemen (or their Giant Spider Allies) were unable to capture an actual US soldier so they settled for the next best thing.....a GI Joe Doll (sorry....ACTION FIGURE). Of course the Western Media, desperate for something to cancel out the day of the purple thumbs, jumped on it, until the omnipotent geeks in pajammas used their arcane knowledge expose the truth.


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